My wife is missing
Husband : My wife is missing . She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station : What is her height? Husband : Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant : Weight ? Husband : Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Color of eyes ? Husband : Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant : Color of hair? Husband : Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. Sergeant : What was she wearing ? Husband : Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant : What kind of car did she go in ? Husband : She went in my Jeep. Sergeant : What kind of Jeep was it? Husband : It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumpe