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My wife is missing

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Husband : My wife is missing . She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station  : What is her height? Husband  : Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant  : Weight ? Husband : Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant  : Color of eyes ? Husband  : Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant  : Color of hair? Husband  : Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember. Sergeant  : What was she wearing ? Husband  : Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Sergeant  : What kind of car did she go in ? Husband  : She went in my Jeep. Sergeant  : What kind of Jeep was it? Husband  : It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumpe